We all know someone is a vegan because they tell us, but the other thing we know about vegans is they get meat envy. Who can blame them:
“Me and my vegan friends have superior souls,
But quietly I’ll admit to enjoying sausage rolls.”
Christmas is the worst time of the year to be a vegan. Let’s rub it in.
Deefer has put out some good material. I’m a leftie proved quite popular when we first published it on The XYZ a couple of years ago:
And Everybody’s on welfare but me makes for a good singalong:
