Mark Latham – public internet beggar
I am somewhat of a suspicious chap. This trait has been honed over a lifetime of being screwed over and of seeing other people being screwed. I’ve also come to the conclusion that everyone...
SA government driving away private electricity investment
You may think we live in a modern, industrialised nation, but when civilisation falls, it happens very quickly.
If you have ever wondered what kind of mindset led resource-rich South Australia to a point where...
Holden: “Men will not be permitted to go off the reservation” – Axes 4WD...
Iconic Australian brand Holden has announced that it will be ceasing sales of all 4WD vehicles in its range.
The move is an additional response to the controversy surrounding a Holden advertisement being displayed on...
Global Warming True Believers Consider Suicide Bombing for Attention
The XYZ has spoken to a fictional character in the climate change scientific community, who has expressed concern that not enough people believe in climate change any more. Like most attention-seeking publicity-whore narcissists, this...
ABC Announces Waleed Aly as New Host of Playschool
In a move that has been lauded by some as innovation, and by others as indoctrination, Waleed Aly is leaving The Project for the greener intellectual pastures of Playschool. ABC management are reportedly delighted...
ISIS Takes Advantage of 18C to Lodge a Complaint Against Q&A
ISIS have taken full advantage of current legislation to lodge a complaint against Q&A, Tony Jones, and the 774 panelists who have at one time or another claimed that they are 'not real Muslims'.
"Where...
Daniel Andrews and Western Ring Road Revenue Raising
Once more, state government proves they don't care about safety or efficiency, just your wallet.
There is something about Victoria that, when driving, you can just tell you're in this state. I don't mean by...
It’s Time, Mark Latham!
Sky News has always been kind of cheap. What other news network would trot out eccentric news veterans like Terry Galloway (who always appears as though he's had a few too many Reschs at...
The Face of Gay Militancy
Let’s make one thing clear of what I think of gay rights activist Michael Barnett. He is a bullying, totalitarian little thug on a power trip, and those are his positive qualities. Fresh from...
XYZ Backs Waleed Aly for the Gold Logie
Our man, the pre-eminent hero of our country, the semi-official national explainer-of-why-latest-terrorist-attack-is-our-fault-really, the most oppressed man in Australia Waleed Aly has overcome the vile swamp of racist Islamophobia that is our entertainment industry to...
