Deefer: Byron Bay Way

What is the definition of someone who contributes nothing to society, but expects society to support them, while constantly berating said society with false accusations that it is evil? Ayn Rand called them looters,...

Greens unite against Paedophobia – Safe Schools to get safer for ageless love

As the election draws nearer, The Greens have stepped up the battle in the key policy matters that affect all Australians. The Greens made the latest policy announcement at a primary school, with a diverse...

Thought for the Day: Guess the Text

Is it racist to say that, without factual obfuscation, the vast majority of people who have committed the vast majority of the thousands of terrorist acts in the last 15 years were directly inspired...

“Barry the Bull” claims “consensual sex” with Mark Zuckerberg

Stunning new allegations have come hot on the heals of other stunning allegations, in a zoophilia scandal which continues to rock the pinnacles of social media. In an exchange which this reporter cannot categorically...

What is Cultural Marxism and How Did it Get Here?

With the promotion of such things as transgenderism through schools, the silencing of dissenting opinions on social media, and the branding of normal but concerned people as "bigots", "homophobes", "transphobes" or "Islamophobes", it is...

Nova Peris to launch AFL career

Australian Olympic gold medalist Nova Peris is reported to be 'quite chuffed' by the overwhelmingly positive response to reports that she may be considering leaving her role as Federal Labor Senator for the Northern...

Improving the Commonwealth

For those who keep saying Australia should be a republic and we get nothing from being a part of the British Commonwealth, what would you introduce to the Commonwealth of nations to make it...

Food for thought – ANTIFA the epitome of idiocy

Recently I was reading a puff-piece in The Sydney Morning Herald entitled Beneath the black mask: inside Australia's anti-fascist Antifa groups. In the article the “anonymous” tea drinking University attending ANTIFA member, who apparently came...

Know your Conservative!

A couple of weeks ago I saw a remark attacking the "neo-conservatives" of the Australian Government. The comment made me chuckle, because I don't think the person making the post actually knew what he...

Food for thought – Hillcrat idiocy boosts the Trump polls

There is a Donald Trump facial gesture I love. It appears whenever his dim-witted opposition spews idiotic rhetoric intended to smear him, and instead contributes to his roaring climb in the polls. God bless these...

Urgent need to restore confidence in justice system

Our justice system has taken a few hits recently. And some of the damage has been disturbingly self inflicted. When perpetrators of violence are let out on bail, and others are set free without conviction,...

Food for thought – All the way with Empire day

As a Victorian (born and bred) I have great affinity for the legacy of Queen Victoria (as Victoria was the Monarch whom this state was named after). Thus enshrining Empire Day as an occasion...

Is Star Wars ready for gay hardcore sex?

Sensational rumours have been sullying the already sullied dark corners of the Internet over the last couple of days, suggesting that the Disney makers of the new Star Wars movie, due to be released...

EgyptAir flight missing (and it has nothing to do with Islam)

Egyptian Air flight MS804 from Paris bound for Cairo has gone missing, along with 66 passengers on board. According to reports the plane disappeared from radar soon after entering Egyptian airspace over the Mediterranean. Last October,...

An open letter to Great Britain

When did the British become so damn stupid? The EU benefits no one but the socialists in control of it. It will bleed the UK coffers like it's doing to Germany, for the sake of the...

Quote of the Day: International Day Against Lame International Days (IDALID)

Yesterday was, apparently, IDAHOT Day, or International Day Against Homophobia & Transphobia. This triggered the grumpiest of The XYZ news team, Grumpy Motorist, into launching one of his signature rants, in which he strongly...

Fact Shortage Shuts Down ABC “Fact Unit”

In breaking news, the ABC's euphemistically named Fact Unit has been slated to be shut this year. The ABC has officially blamed "budget cuts" in the Turnbull Government's 2016/17 budget on the closure of the...

Progressive criminal strikes ideological fool’s gold

In the latest race to the bottom, a certain candidate for Australian of the Year (courtesy of Q&A) has spoken to the media about his likely law suit against the media for discussing comments...

What does an “International Day” achieve? Nothing!

Once upon a time the only international day I knew of outside of Christmas/Easter was Saint Patrick's Day. And the only thing was if I didn't have something green on me I copped a...

Breaking: Microaggressions Contradiction Explodes Feminist Heads

In breaking news, first responders have described 'a scene of unimaginable horror' in a small room at a university campus in the north east of the United States. It was first believed that yet...