A Ryan Rant – Episode 23

As President Donald J. Trump efficiently and effectively launches into fulfilling his campaign promises, stupefied snowflakes around the globe are going into a mental meltdown. With pernicious presstitutes in the globalist fake news media...

Food for Thought – Beware the Marxist Mecca of Melbourne

Melbourne is notoriously known as the Greens stronghold of Australia (as its Federal member is the infamous idiot Adam Bandt). To those of us living beyond the borders of this Autonomous Socialist Republic of...

Happenings in the Land of XYZland

XYZ Resident Poet, Steve B Chapter 1 Know ye this. There is a green frog called Ryan in XYZland. Two things to note about this frog. 1. He is green, 2. His name is Ryan. And nobody knows what...

Food for Thought – Coprophilic Communists get Crapped on

You’d be hard pressed to wipe away my grin this glorious Australia Day with what has occurred in just the last week. Remember that limo that was burned at the Trump Inauguration by those trendy...

A Dinkum Aussie in King Trump’s Court, or, How I Met Your President

By Michael Angelico Malcolm Turnbull is easily the hardest person to buy a Christmas present for. Any other bloke of his age would be happy with a Bunnings voucher but no, he's too busy being...

Freedom of Education: Homeschooling

As Moses Apostaticus recently pointed out, the education system is the greatest weapon held against us. Even private schools have had huge pressure put on them to conform to everything state schools had to...

Straight to the Point – Leftists Embrace Islamofascism

Routinely, your XYZ likes to remind readers of the intimate relationship between the Left and radical Islam. Last year when President Barack Hussein Obama was ousted as a founder of ISIS, MSM presstitutes and their...

Why You Should Love Australia Day

Sometimes it’s hard to love Australia Day. Much as they have with ANZAC Day, the sneering left and the soulless scumbags of big business have done their level best to break open the bones of...

Do the Lib Dems have a PR problem?

David Leyonhjelm has never been especially shy about causing mass offence, but these have been a big couple of weeks even by his standards. The dust had barely settled on the childcare fiasco – during...

Speeding Fines and 40 Zones are an Insult to Law Abiding Citizens

I had been planning to write an article about the sorry state of Victorian road rules, and those across Australia for that matter, for a little while now. I was going to wait until...

Just How Stupid are Australian Flag Burners?

The headline above may seem provocative, but after the events leading up to Australia Day this year, the question simply needs to be asked. Perhaps “stupid” is the wrong term; maybe “ignorant” is a better...

Thought for the day: Could Trump Smash Sweatshops?

The election of Donald Trump in the US will very likely see a lot of industry return to the US for three reasons: He will reduce taxes and regulations; Energy and transport costs will...

Viewer Poll: What are you eating this Australia Day?

The results of the most recent XYZ Viewer Poll are in, and it is confirmed that 2016 was the year of drinking regressive left tears, with 41% of respondents saying they enjoyed watching lefties...

Singalong Time With the Poet!

XYZ Resident Poet, Steve B If you’re happy like the Poet clap your hands (clap clap) If you’re happy like the Poet clap your hands (clap clap) If you’re happy like the Poet then you really ought...

Drunkenness in remote Northern Territory

From an anonymous contributor Below is an image which depicts what life is like for an Aboriginal boy in remote NT, as described by an Aboriginal boy. It's like Bill Leak's cartoon, except it's not...

Food for Thought – Pauline puts Protesters in their Place

While the human garbage protesting President Donald J. Trump continues to guarantee him a second term in office, sh-tlib presstitutes are desperately doubling down on their douchebag delusions. Today, Australian Women’s Weekly (the Bauer-Media-owned rag...

The #MAGA Matrix of Thought

President Trump is mobilising a mentality that will not only restore America’s greatness but invigorate the West’s instinct to survive the onslaught from oppressive idiots with an insatiable impulse for destruction…

An (Almost) Divine Emperor

Steve B The thump of Trump was clearly felt by the Obammys, sitting right behind The wrong side of a history that will judge them a mystery, almost wilfully blind To the truths of the matters the...

Food for Thought – Enabling the Enemy

In what could only be characterised as a big “F-ck you” to true blue Australians, pseudo-“anti-racist” perverts have crowd-funded an ill-omened Australia Day billboard featuring two hijab wearing girls to be installed nationally. Dee Madigan,...

Seize the Greatness!

Well, it’s official: President Donald John Trump has been sworn into office as the 45th President of the United States of America, and as a result, the future has never looked brighter for the...