In a Channel 9 studio ringed by heavily armed Antifa members, Sam Newman has declared that he loves Big Brother. He also made the following promise to the Glorious Leaders of the People’s Republic of Australia:
“I for one welcome our new communist overlords, and would remind them that as a popular television personality, I could be useful in helping them to round up more troglodytes to toil in their underground sugarcaves.”
It’s your XYZ.