AFL administrators are dismayed that Adam Goodes was once again booeed in Melbourne. On this occasion St Kilda supporters were identified as ‘the face of racism’ in Australia. An AFL spokesperson told XYZ that the game’s leading body are aghast – ‘we’ve tried summary execution and even ritual disemboweling… I don’t know how much more Medieval we can get.’ The well placed administrator, who spoke to us on the condition of anonymity, indicated that it is likely further games featuring Adam Goodes will be played with no crowd present at all, to protect the Swans champion from any further fan inflicted trauma.
Source: Goodes booed by Victorian crowd