BREAKING: Climate scientists aboard a ship bound for the Arctic were shocked to find that the sea ice they expected to be melting due to global warming was, in fact, in such plentiful supply, they couldn’t get through it.
All is not lost however.
The expedition has uncovered one, important fact, that will make an ongoing contribution to science, and to that related discipline, the theology of global warming. They have discovered categorical proof that there is an acute difference between a computer model and reality.