Prepare for the greatest social media dummy-spit of all time
The great irony, as it appears that Donald Trump is increasingly likely to be elected President of the United States, is that supporters of the...
Record voter turnout in US, ABC openly shill for Clinton
Waking up to the ABC's coverage of the US Presidential Election, the socialists at the ABC are holding their noses for now and pretending...
The Donald Effect
The Rebbe
Don is alpha. He’s tall, his teeth are white, he says what he wants, he’s rich, he has a sexy wife (a trophy...
Viewer Poll: Donald Duck, Zombie Reagan, more popular than Clinton
Those of you who are keen followers of The XYZ have probably noticed that The XYZ Viewer Poll has remained unchanged for months. While this...
A Hot Tip for Punters Who Love Outsiders, But Suspect that the Race is...
There wasn't a lot of Melbourne Cup coverage here at XYZ, because I think it's safe to say that at the moment, most of...
Never saw it coming: Turnbull gets played by ABC, again
It's funny how, throughout 2008 and 2009, Malcolm Turnbull was beloved by their ABC, and the rest of leftie Australia appeared to believe all...
Racist HRC are the real White-Hats
Let's see if we have this story straight.
Three young white men complain about a racist policy in a university computer lab. For this, they...
The Luxury of Living Inside the Matrix
A group of tech entrepreneurs are now theorising that we are all living in a computer simulation. But is it unadulterated scientific hypotheses (increasingly...
Sydney Morning Herald says it hopes to one day write its own satire
The XYZ has scored an exclusive interview with an unnamed source at the Sydney Morning Herald, who says that after Thursday's hit piece on...
Road Stats – Vic
I have been contemplating the merit (or lack there of) of a place I frequent which wants to drop all their speed zones to...