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Viewer Poll: Do you support President Trump’s Temporary Immigration Ban?

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Below is the full text of the executive order in question: By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, including the Immigration and Nationality...

Promise Kept

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Twitter is fulminating and the MSM is metaphorically melting down in the white heat of the confected outrage of the progressive establishment over President Trump’s Executive Order temporarily banning immigration movements of certain refugees...

Obammy’s Pajammys

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XYZ Resident Poet, Steve B Obammy’s pajammys went missing one day He wondered if Donald had stolen them away He asked his husband, ‘Where could they be?’ He twirled his schlong and said, ‘Don’t look at me.’ So Barry...

Mad Dogs and Drone Strikes go out in the ISIS Sun (One Week of...

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Editor's note: Overnight, since the time this article was submitted to us, there has been a commando raid launched against Islamic terrorists in Yemen, authorised by President Trump. As Zeitungsdunkel explains, it is as...

The Australia Day controversy

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Last Thursday was Australia Day. For my international readers, the date falls on the day that British Captain Arthur Phillip landed in Sydney harbor with a rat-tag bunch of marines and convicts and established...

Is Melbourne International Airport the Worst in Australia?

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This morning I picked up the good wife from the airport. It took her almost two hours to negotiate immigration, collect her baggage, and pass through customs. Australia’s bureaucratic nightmare at border control is...

Treachery

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XYZ Resident Poet, Steve B We had diversity, you globalist clowns, before you made us all the same Now jihadist bombs are everywhere and you are all to blame With your putrid pretentious slogans like, “Diversity is...

Hysteria is Rampant on the left

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There is no escaping it, no avoiding it, no running away from it. The moment Donald Trump does something remotely against their ideals, the Left are going to run around crying and screaming blue...

Happenings in the Land of XYZland

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XYZ Resident Poet, Steve B Chapter 1 Know ye this. There is a green frog called Ryan in XYZland. Two things to note about this frog. 1. He is green, 2. His name is Ryan. And nobody knows what...

A Dinkum Aussie in King Trump’s Court, or, How I Met Your President

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By Michael Angelico Malcolm Turnbull is easily the hardest person to buy a Christmas present for. Any other bloke of his age would be happy with a Bunnings voucher but no, he's too busy being...