This is a tale, sad but true
Of a group of people (and they are few)
Who want to dictate how you think,
So long as it’s progressive poofta pink.
They hate you if you are male – white
Your heterosexuality is a blight
These people exist, of this I can attest
In Canberra, the capital they infest.
Their ultimate aim is to pervert our kids.
Turn them into LGBT squids,
Get them to regurgitate homo-marxist ink,
So long as it’s progressive poofta pink.
These PIGS hate you and want you gone
‘Cause you don’t fit their equality song.
All the while taxing you to the hilt,
To subvert the greatest society ever built.
Not by homo or transgender
Or climate changing feminist bender,
Does any benefit to society, these things bring,
Except the stench of failure and its sting.
So vote not once for these PIGS,
But mock their feelings, they will snap like twigs
They’ll cry tears of offence and faux outrage
But never, ever let them out of their cage.
And if you want more ammo for your fight.
Live stream MML* every Monday night
Where PIGS tears are countered with derision;
It’s better than Master Bacherloring to the television.