Say it with a Picture: Beware Inanimate Tree Stumps


Your taxes, hard at work:

The citizens of Melbourne are grateful to their dear leaders for protecting them from the scourge of inanimate tree stumps. As we all know, you are more likely to be killed by an inanimate tree stump than you are by an act of cultural enrichment.

Sadly, as can be witnessed by the strewn barrier, it appears that the best efforts of our betters were not enough to stop at least one person from coming into contact with the hazard. It is believed several Albert Park walkers were triggered, one of whom was described afterward as “barking mad”…..

OH&S will bankrupt this nation.

It’s your XYZ.

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David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.