By Ezra Christensen
Former ‘President’ of Cuba, Fidel Castro marked his ninetieth birthday yesterday, 13 August.
Comrade Castro celebrated the milestone by attacking America and Capitalism, taking the opportunity to swipe at megalomaniac and international suck-up artist, Barack Obama, who visited the Communist nation earlier this year.
In a public letter, Castro took umbrage at Obama’s naïve and sycophantic call on Cuba to look to the future. He lectured the American President to read up on Cuban history, and stated that, “we don’t need the empire to give us anything” [except for cars, medical equipment, money, Puma sports brand clothing and more money].
Former President Castro also demanded that Mr Obama apologise to Japan for dropping the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and for unleashing Miley Cyrus onto the world.
Attending the festivities and helping to blow out the candles on the former Cuban leader’s birthday cake were Fidel’s younger brother and current Cuban President Raul Castro, President of neighbouring failed Communist state Venezuela Nicolas Maduro, and Russian Communist revolutionary Vladimir Lenin who was especially raised from the dead for the auspicious occasion.
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