Breaking news: Malcolm Turnbull will be forming a coalition government with Labor’s Bill Shorten after ground-breaking talks overnight.
It has been revealed that the two parties have identified common ground in many areas, and have agreed to play to their respective strengths in governing against the protest voters.
Details are emerging which indicate Liberal policy will drive economic development unhindered by Labor. On the other hand, Labor will open the borders, and spend unencumbered by responsibility for their actions.
Both parties are said to be hugely thrilled to be free of opposition and accountability.