Breaking: Grumpy Motorist Spotted Driving with Uncovered Meat!

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BREAKING NEWS!

Rumors have spread that the XYZ’s own Grumpy Motorist has been spotted operating a vehicle with an uncovered female passenger in the front of the vehicle.

Victoria’s newest and culturally diverse magistrate, Urfa Masood, has, as her first act in this position, issued a fatwa against Grumpy Motorist saying in a press release, “let this be a lesson to the infidel Australians that equality of the sexes will not, under any circumstances, be tolerated!”

Grumpy Motorist was last seen fleeing across the Victorian border.

Photo by StuartWebster

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David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.