BREAKING NEWS!
Rumors have spread that the XYZ’s own Grumpy Motorist has been spotted operating a vehicle with an uncovered female passenger in the front of the vehicle.
Victoria’s newest and culturally diverse magistrate, Urfa Masood, has, as her first act in this position, issued a fatwa against Grumpy Motorist saying in a press release, “let this be a lesson to the infidel Australians that equality of the sexes will not, under any circumstances, be tolerated!”
Grumpy Motorist was last seen fleeing across the Victorian border.
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