Flags of Self-Loathing


Let’s assess ‘proposed’ new flags for Australia. Each one tells it own story of self loathing and I think it is a fantastic insight into the void.

XYZ encourages readers to go forth and present the worst genuine flag concepts and tell us in your own words what makes it such a piece of sh*t. Our choice is this because, well, it is asymmetrical, it has green stars, a farkin boomerang (why not a spear or a wheel) and well, it’s just a pale imitation of a particular beloved flag. The progressives will love it.

John Blaxland's proposal for a new flag.
John Blaxland’s proposal for a new flag.