The Greens have hit back at reported statements made by Prime Minister Tony Abbott on Thursday, where he purportedly stated that ISIS was worse than the Nazis.
Greens leader Senator Richard Di Natale has defied the Prime Minister’s supposed comments, and in an attempt to ‘correct the record’, state that ‘the only thing worse than Hitler and the Nazis is Tony Abbott.’
‘What’s more, Mr Abbott’s cruel asylum seeker policies have led to the drowning of a little boy on a Turkish beach late last week.’
‘But the most unforgivable thing of all, is that the Prime Minister is himself responsible for worsening climate change and the rising sea levels which will swamp island nations in only a few years time.’
‘All these charges attest to the most heartless and mean prime minister we have ever had.’
Whilst the XYZ appreciates the candid comments from the Greens leader, the ABC, Guardian and the Fairfax media have already deduced, and have in fact been reporting for some time that Tony Abbott is in fact the devil incarnate. Clearly it is now time for the Australian Greens to ‘get with the times’.