Public Service Announcement: Boos Bus spotted on Brunton Avenue


The XYZ has received a tip off from an anonymous source that extraordianry measures are being taken tonight to ensure compliance with the AFL’s openness and tolerance directives.  Patrons are advised to take the necessary steps to ensure they fulfill their obligations toward maintaining public order and correct behaviour.



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David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.