BREAKING NEWS: Adam Goodes has just had Kim Jong Un executed by the people’s AFL.
As part of the Multicultural Round, Kim Jong Un attended the recent Geelong – Sydney AFL match.
The formerly Honorable Dear Leader was making sounds and gesturing in a way which, despite his claims of “lost in translation”, were said by Mr Goodes to have made him feel that they were racist in intent.
After a show-trial, as seen in the attached image, Kim Jong Un was found guilty and summarily executed. The Greens have applauded the AFL for their social engineering achievements.