Random Violence commited against Martin Place Cafe!


In breaking news, the Martin Place Lindt Cafe at the centre of the deadly Sydney siege in December has been attacked, having its windows smashed.

Given that “a man in his 40s with facial hair and tanned skin,” was seen loitering in the area at the time, there is currently an inquest being conducted into the siege, and a total of five rocks have been thrown, it has naturally been assumed that it was simply a random act of vandalism, and has nothing to do with Islam.

What are your thoughts? We strongly encourage irresponsible and uniformed speculation!


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David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.