Ode to Daisy Cousens

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A conservative cutie called Daisy

Drives all the femtards crazy!

‘Cause her old school cool

Makes strong men to drool

She make their minds a bit hazy.

But you ugly, vile old Cleminists,

Are totally joyless feminists.

It’s been quite a while since you had any style,

You malevolent, vindictive Leninists.

Hey communist fem in a dress,

No man would ever confess,

That it’s you they desire

‘Cause they’d rather set fire

To their crutch than give you caress!

Our Daisy is as Aphrodite

A gorgeous goddess who is mighty.

While Clementine sucks

And wants men to be cucks

While living their lives in a nighty.