Food for thought – First debate has been Trumped

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Cartoon by Ryan Fletcher
Cartoon by Ryan Fletcher

Today’s debate was beautiful! You had crooked Hillary (who had been in seclusion for days) front up in her Communist-red pant suit accusing Trump of racism and misogyny. Trump fronted up in a blue power tie (like a total boss) and trolled the heck out of Killary’s tonic-clonic temperament of showing her hand at the poker table when it comes to ISIS and terrorism.

Hillary rambled on about Trump’s tax returns, while Trump offered to release them as soon as Hillary could produce the 30,322 state department emails sent from her private email server. Apparently Hillary wasn’t that keen to see Trump’s tax returns, because as we know the crooked dealings in those e-mails is way more damaging to her then finding out Trump is rich.

Hillary tried to dismiss Trump as “crazy”, which naturally didn’t help her “deplorables” reference to Trump supporters. Trump outlined how he’d been vigorously meeting with Americans on the campaign trail, while Hillary has largely retreated from public sight and avoided press conferences for more than 250 days.

Hillary brought up nuclear weapons by accusing Trump of not being up to the task. Trump responded by reminding Hillary it was her and Obama that approved the repugnant Iran nuclear deal. While Hillary tried to spruik her record as a politician, Trump reminded viewers it’s not a good record to have.

Listening to the toffee-tongued tosser analysis by their ABC and other establishment media sources (who have been gushing over Hillary) will only help to feed the support for Donald Trump’s candidacy.

Wonder what round two has in store for us?

Food for thought