I am sick to death of rampaging Rastafarians going about killing people who will not smoke weed.
The latest in what is a series of routine attacks around the world by the weed smoking diaspara (one can only assume) is enough to make me smoke to forget myself.
When will we decry drug toking hippies as the lazy, sexist, maniacs that they obviously are?
Weed is great! So I will kill you to prove it.
Madness.