In breaking news, The XYZ can report that muslim students will be exempt from overhauled holocaust education the Australian government plans to introduce in response to the Bondi massacre.
Education Minister Jason Clare announced on Thursday that state and federal governments had decided to adopt all recommendations of a special Anti-Semitism Education Taskforceset up after the Bondi Islamic terrorist attack.
However, a department memo later clarified that “forcing this sort of thing down the throats of youngsters from more diverse communities won’t really enhance social cohesion.”
When pressed, a spokesperson stated that “it is more important that we enhance our program of demoralisation against White students. There’s still too much fight in them.”
Later at a press conference, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese turned into a giant chunk of tofu, and probably would have eaten himself to death without the physical restraint of his handlers.
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