Food for Thought – Regressive Leftist to the Rescue

Look in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a regressive Leftist. With it’s powers of depravity, this caped commie seeks to subvert the world into a mongrelised dystopia where...

The Irony of the Left

Today I was speaking with an 18 year old German hippy leftist. She asked me about my thoughts on Aborigines. An odd question, and worded poorly, she however dragged me into a political discussion, specifically...

Progressives and oppression

Every day we are bombarded by new assaults in the realm of cultural warfare. We have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of progressives championing the most oppressive ideology - islam, while simultaneously denigrating...

Little Wally the Pinko

Australia's most famous housewife, Dame Edna Everage appeared on last night's screening of Channel 10's, The Project, giving Waleed Aly much more than he could bargain for. Dame Edna, referring to Aly as "Little Wally"...

A Solution to the Migrant Crisis

I have a proposal to solve the refugee crisis. Here it is: We simply need to make sure western countries are deemed "unsafe" for asylum seekers. You know, like EU candidate and NATO member...

Are We Really Taking Domestic Violence Seriously?

Over the last few days, the Australian Government's campaign to address domestic violence has been plastered throughout our local media. The campaign ads at this point focus on domestic violence perpetrated against women, by...

North Fitzroy NIMBY’s ‘disappointed’ by Western Distibutor

Residents of the hip inner-northern suburbs of Melbourne have expressed concern over the planning of a new major road project for the city's west. The Victorian Labor government's plan to build a Western Distributor,...

Food for thought – When will Ryan Roper’s head cease to spin?

Throughout my life I have struggled with anxiety, depression and anger at the world around me, to such a degree I become so overwhelmed with the problems that I lose sight of the solutions. My...

Keating On Negative Gearing

Apparently there is a lot of fuss about the 'negative gearing' topic. Why does it matter? Right now, it is probably a hot topic as Australia is maxing out its Federal Government credit card about...

Negative Gearing is NOT the Greatest Moral Challenge of Our Time

Am I the only one who is sick and tired of the harping on about 'negative gearing'? You'd think we were dealing with one of the greatest moral issues of our time. I hate...

Greens & People Smugglers Rejoice: We Get to Drown Refugees Again

The PNG High Court has done the Greens and people smugglers a huge favor by deciding that it does not want to house refugees on Manus. The irony in this decision will be lost, however,...

The Failure of Islamic De-radicalisation Programs

It's time to be honest with ourselves: the so-called de-radicalisation and intervention programs are failing. On Sunday, a 16 year old Sydney boy was arrested by police over allegations of being involved in an ANZAC...

XYZ Viewer Poll: Which stupid “progressive” headline did not happen?

Discerning readers of The XYZ have learned over the previous 10 months to take its headlines with a pinch of salt. We quite enjoy inventing the news, and we enjoy equally the carnage which often...

Hypocrisy and Self-loathing of the Anti-Patriot

*Sigh* Sacked SBS journalist Scott McIntyre is at it again. His contempt for Australia and western culture and the western tradition seems to spew forth uncontrollably each ANZAC Day. McIntyre today tweeted: "Heroism on command, senseless violence, all...

N Korea Tests Submarine Missile, Threatens to Attack ISIS

In breaking news today, North Korea's Kim Jong-Un has claimed a successful test fire of a submarine based ballistic missile. The Korean despot said that the missile test has give his country "one more...

When Stating the Facts Gets You Branded as a “Bigot”

Today's Quote of the Day comes to us from the incisive British social commentator, Brendan O'Neill. O'Neill writes: "If you live in a society in which it’s a risky business to express opinions, that’s bad enough;...

The Defeat of Terrorism and the Kingdom of God

EDITOR'S NOTE: It is well know to many XYZ readers that I am a committed Christian. I generally try and keep sermonizing out of my articles, however, this particular piece is written specifically from my...

Is “Men’s Interest” Sexist?

I took this photo today in one of my local supermarkets. In the magazine isle, there is a section which clearly states "women's interest." But where is the section for "men's interest"? Is this simply...

Feminism, due process, and agency

On the face of it, this is a shocking story. http://reason.com/blog/2016/04/19/female-student-said-im-fine-and-i-wasnt Reason reports that two young athletes at the Colorado State University-Pueblo in the USA, had a romantic relationship, but the administrators at the university, and...

Say it with a picture – A Green vote, is a vote for failure

The Australian Greens like to market themselves as a Party with a plan you can trust. We here at the XYZ like to remind Australians of their wretched agenda for failure. It's your XYZ.