Monday Night is Matty!

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Editor: Monday nights are livestream night at The XYZ. We start generally between 9:00 pm and 9:30 pm ADST, and we are an excellent alternative to Q&A. You can find us at the YouTube channel of Matty’s Modern Life, and our last livestream, on Peter Dutton, Tommy Robinson and grassroots organising was quite good.

So good in fact that we have inspired our resident poet, Steve B, to pen a little ditty:

Guitar chords included for all you talented glockenspiel specialists.

To be played as a bright shuffle in the key of A.

Never, ever play in the key of Eb because all the horns will come out to play.

And do not, under any circumstances play this in the key of T#minor. Like all mythical Marxist unicorns, it does not actually exist.

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MONDAY NIGHT IS MATTY

VERSE

A…………………………………………D……………

Hey there homies, got the communist blues?

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Get chatty with Matty’s live stream and news.

A…………………………………………D……….

He won’t pull a punch, not even a bit,

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But he’ll hit straight and true to smash that Marxist shit!

CHORUS

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He got flair, he got style and a Hiscox crew

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So if it’s Monday night with nothing better to do

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Just tune in to his stream and let of some steam

E………………………………………………….A………………..

Crack some feral funnies or just vent your spleen.

SOLOS

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You know you want to do it and yo’ want it bad,

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Coz’ Monday night is Matty and he’s really rad.

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In addition to a special guest speaker TBA, there may, with sufficient popular demand, be a live performance next Monday night.

It’s your XYZ.